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Gainful Unemployment

I was laid off 2 days before my birthday in 2009, a dismal blessing. I miss health insurance and payroll, but I haven't bought bread since the pink slip because I have time to bake.

Sometimes I'm a serious job hunter, sometimes a serious slacker, but mostly, I'm an underemployed, freelance Jaqueline of many trades including writing and dogsitting. Either way, I scrapbook my finds and activities here for your benefit and amusement.

Follow me on Twitter if tv/movie/pro-cycling spoilers and unplanned live tweets won't hail on your parade. And yes, I do work blue so don't be huffy with me if you don't like cursing or merciless roasting of public figures.

You can look at my other blog Fashion Corpuscle if you like fashion. The ruins of my crumbling Tumblr blog empire awaits internet archaeologists.

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  • You should have said this 18 months ago when you rolled off my naked body.

    Wow, I really wrote this in an email last night. I’m the biggest cheeseball. But I’m also on the bow of a shitty, sinking Titanic going “I’m the queen of the world!”

    Tagged: cheese words writing shit girls say

    Posted on April 7, 2012

  • Since January, ALP been producing and delivering combinations of live bacteria to some 170 officially recognized Emmentaler producers to use in their cheese. The bacteria has specific DNA sequences that can prove whether the cheese is authentic Swiss Emmentaler.

    The new, traceable cheese will start arriving in stores in May, said Mr. Kriech, as production rules dictate Emmentaler must mature for at least four months before it can be sold. Employees of Switzerland Cheese Marketing will then be on the lookout for counterfeit cheese, including shredded versions used in warm dishes that are easier to fake because there is no rind with the dairy’s number.

    Once a suspicious cheese is sent back to the lab, scientists will extract the entire DNA from about one gram of cheese and then search it for the specific DNA sequences to see if the bacteria added by the dairies are present, according to Mr. Wechsler.

    Love your Swiss cheese? Careful, it could be a knock-off - The Globe and Mail

    Emmentaler cheese with engineered bacteria whose DNA will be used to authenticate cheeses. Protecting tradition and rights is important, but high capitalism applies science in the weirdest, most useless ways.

    Tagged: cheese emmentaler dna forensics food capitalism

    Posted on May 13, 2011 with 5 notes

    Source: The Globe and Mail

  • The settlers, wielding their sickles, kept moving farther and farther north, right into the territory of backward peoples. The newcomers were industrious and used to working hard in the fields. Clay statues show that the men were already wearing trousers and shaving. The women dyed their hair red and decorated it with snail shells. Both sexes wore caps, and the men also wore triangular hats.

    By comparison, the more primitive existing inhabitants of the continent wore animal hides and lived in spartan huts. They looked on in bewilderment as the newcomers deforested their hunting grounds, tilled the soil and planted seeds. This apparently upset them and motivated them to resist the intruders.

    SPIEGEL ONLINE - Druckversion - Neolithic Immigration: How Middle Eastern Milk Drinkers Conquered Europe - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News - International

    If it weren’t for the Middle Eastern farmer/herders, Western culture as we know it wouldn’t exist. How would diehard bleed-red American xenophobes feel if they discovered that if it weren’t for Middle Easterners invading Europe, they wouldn’t have meat or cheese for cheeseburgers? For that matter, apples for apple pie originate in Western Asia and were widely cultivated in the Middle East.

    Tagged: middle east farming herding milk cheese europe western culture anthropology neanderthals prehistory cheeseburger apple pie war on terror

    Posted on October 24, 2010

    Source: spiegel.de

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