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This guy invented a machine that will simulate Frenching over the Internet. I’m not sure if he thought of the other applications of this machine, but thought best to sell it as a French kiss machine. Either way, it’s really sad to think he sat in a lab Frenching a piece of plastic to perfect this technology.
I was laid off 2 days before my birthday in 2009, a dismal blessing. I miss health insurance and payroll, but I haven't bought bread since the pink slip because I have time to bake.
Sometimes I'm a serious job hunter, sometimes a serious slacker, but mostly, I'm an underemployed, freelance Jaqueline of many trades including writing and dogsitting. Either way, I scrapbook my finds and activities here for your benefit and amusement.
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You can look at my other blog Fashion Corpuscle if you like fashion. The ruins of my crumbling Tumblr blog empire awaits internet archaeologists.
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