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In a blog post written last year, Google explained how it planned to avoid the leap second issue by using a tactic it called a “leap smear”.
This involved incrementally adding tiny fractions of time - a couple of milliseconds - gradually over the course of a day.
“This meant that when it became time to add an extra second at midnight, our clocks had already taken this into account, by skewing the time over the course of the day,” explained Christopher Pascoe, the company’s site reliability engineer.
BBC News - Leap second and storm disrupt weekend web services
Time is malleable, smearable like butter.
Source: bbc.com
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Translators don’t reinvent hot water every day. They behave more like GT – scanning their own memories in double-quick time for the most probable solution to the issue at hand. GT’s basic mode of operation is much more like professional translation than is the slow descent into the “great basement” of pure meaning that early mechanical translation developers imagined.
GT is also a splendidly cheeky response to one of the great myths of modern language studies. It was claimed, and for decades it was barely disputed, that what was so special about a natural language was that its underlying structure allowed an infinite number of different sentences to be generated by a finite set of words and rules.
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GT deals with translation on the basis not that every sentence is different, but that anything submitted to it has probably been said before. Whatever a language may be in principle, in practice it is used most commonly to say the same things over and over again. There is a good reason for that. In the great basement that is the foundation of all human activities,
The Independent - Print Article
An article on Google Translate (GT). There’s nothing that hasn’t been said before. People who can say things that haven’t been said become respected writers and rappers.
And then, there’s Google Translate. Oftentimes, it says serendipitous things that have been said in ways never said. Like Snoop Doggy Dogg, it keeps coming up with funky ass shit like every day.
Posted on October 6, 2011 with 12 notes
Source: independent.co.uk
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For the first time in its history, Google crafted one-time code that would allow it to manually rank a page for a certain term (code that will soon be removed, as described further below). It then created about 100 of what it calls “synthetic” searches, queries that few people, if anyone, would ever enter into Google.
These searches returned no matches on Google or Bing — or a tiny number of poor quality matches, in a few cases — before the experiment went live. With the code enabled, Google placed a honeypot page to show up at the top of each synthetic search.
The only reason these pages appeared on Google was because Google forced them to be there. There was nothing that made them naturally relevant for these searches. If they started to appeared at Bing after Google, that would mean that Bing took Google’s bait and copied its results.
Google: Bing Is Cheating, Copying Our Search Results
A fucking brilliant plan by Google to catch Bing/Microsoft stealing Google search results via Internet Explorer. It’s kind of like Operation Mincemeat of search engines.
But then it opens up questions like is Chrome doing nefarious spying for Google like IE on behalf of bing? Or if Google can create and implement code that can manipulate search results, is it doing that now? Not to mention how this king of piggy-backing Bing has done is a legal grey area.
Posted on February 1, 2011 with 3 notes
Source: searchengineland.com
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If you work at Amazon, I expect better Googling skillz from you, and also why are you still using Firefox 3.5?
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Why am I there?” he asks, sounding both peeved and amazed. “I don’t belong there. I actually outrank the designer’s own Web site.” The only explanation, he figures, is online chatter about his appalling ways. He swears that a vast majority of his transactions are amicable, and he is adamant that all of the customers he verbally attacks deserve it.
For DecorMyEyes, Bad Publicity Is a Good Thing - NYTimes.com
Absolutely read this story if you have a few minutes to kill. A real-life villain you just can’t hate because he’s such a fascinating character who brilliantly exploited Google’s SEO flaw.
The B narrative is that you can’t get anywhere with customer service until a NY Times reporter starts digging into your problem and interviews PR flacks. Then, you get moved to the top of the customer service queue and everything is resolved magically.
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Google’s income shifting — involving strategies known to lawyers as the “Double Irish” and the “Dutch Sandwich” — helped reduce its overseas tax rate to 2.4 percent, the lowest of the top five U.S. technology companies by market capitalization, according to regulatory filings in six countries.
Google 2.4% Rate Shows How $60 Billion Lost to Tax Loopholes - Bloomberg
How is it that “Double Irish” and “Dutch Sandwich” are not sex acts but are tax evasion techniques? To me, that’s the real criminal element more than the actual tax dodging. If you’re having sex with a corporate tax attorney, you will never know if he’s suggesting a kinky new tax shelter scheme or a sex act with great payoff.
