The horse vs. cat.

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Lippizaner horses.

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Rodeo, Uruguay.

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you see Smith spitting, cursing, and telling an early audience: “Don’t be afraid of me. I’m just a nice little girl.

An overview of Patti Smith’s career as poet, musician and irresistible animal of a woman.

According to my pitch, as the final show wrapped up, the real Late Night set would dissolve to a tiny Lego version Conan was playing with on the floor of an employees’ break room at a stud farm, where Conan had spent his last 16 years charged with the task of manually masturbating thoroughbred horses. (I think the final stage direction in my sketch was “In the distance, a horse whinnies in ecstasy.”)

Is it too late for me to become a comedy writer, where you can render your boss as a horse masturbator and pitch it to his face?

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Kyrgyz falconers.

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Metered parking.

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In the interview she’s almost Shelly Duvall-like, then when she gets on stage, a beast emerges.

Horse jumping through a bonfire for St. Anthony’s Day.

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St. Anthony’s Day in Spain. Horses get blessed with holy water then ridden through a bonfire.

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