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Gainful Unemployment

I was laid off 2 days before my birthday in 2009, a dismal blessing. I miss health insurance and payroll, but I haven't bought bread since the pink slip because I have time to bake.

Sometimes I'm a serious job hunter, sometimes a serious slacker, but mostly, I'm an underemployed, freelance Jaqueline of many trades including writing and dogsitting. Either way, I scrapbook my finds and activities here for your benefit and amusement.

Follow me on Twitter if tv/movie/pro-cycling spoilers and unplanned live tweets won't hail on your parade. And yes, I do work blue so don't be huffy with me if you don't like cursing or merciless roasting of public figures.

You can look at my other blog Fashion Corpuscle if you like fashion. The ruins of my crumbling Tumblr blog empire awaits internet archaeologists.

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  • Laurence Fishburne, supposedly, shielding Gwynnie Paltrow from the paparazzi. 
(Photo via GOOP)

    Laurence Fishburne, supposedly, shielding Gwynnie Paltrow from the paparazzi. 

    (Photo via GOOP)

    Tagged: laurence fishburne gwyneth paltrow celebrity paparazzi humblebrag lavender

    Posted on September 15, 2011 with 1 note

  • First of all, I love the look on the dog that says “Yeh. This is muh life.” (His voice sounds stuffy-nosed, by the way.) And the way Ashley’s pant leg is ripped at the seam. To me, the Olsen twins’ life is as mysterious as that of a rarely seen sea creature of the Mariana Trench.
(Photo via Jezebel)

    First of all, I love the look on the dog that says “Yeh. This is muh life.” (His voice sounds stuffy-nosed, by the way.) And the way Ashley’s pant leg is ripped at the seam. To me, the Olsen twins’ life is as mysterious as that of a rarely seen sea creature of the Mariana Trench.

    (Photo via Jezebel)

    Tagged: ashley olsen french bulldog dogs celebrity paparazzi

    Posted on November 21, 2010

  • I don’t know if you noticed, but a couple of weeks ago, a photo of you carrying some cat supplies home from the grocery hit the internet and…

    I don’t care about that.

    I didn’t think so, but…

    Hey, you know what, why do people even care? Why are they wasting their lives on this? [laughs]

    DANZIG WATCH 2010: In Which I Talk to Danzig Himself | BUZZGRINDER

    Glenny Danzig addresses the cat supplies photo.

    Tagged: glen danzig misfits punk cats cat supplies paparazzi pop culture

    Posted on October 29, 2010 with 1 note

    Source: buzzgrinder.com

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