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Gainful Unemployment

I was laid off 2 days before my birthday in 2009, a dismal blessing. I miss health insurance and payroll, but I haven't bought bread since the pink slip because I have time to bake.

Sometimes I'm a serious job hunter, sometimes a serious slacker, but mostly, I'm an underemployed, freelance Jaqueline of many trades including writing and dogsitting. Either way, I scrapbook my finds and activities here for your benefit and amusement.

Follow me on Twitter if tv/movie/pro-cycling spoilers and unplanned live tweets won't hail on your parade. And yes, I do work blue so don't be huffy with me if you don't like cursing or merciless roasting of public figures.

You can look at my other blog Fashion Corpuscle if you like fashion. The ruins of my crumbling Tumblr blog empire awaits internet archaeologists.

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  • if you would knock at my door / you would hear / a bee pray to god and / the rose take apart the horizon

    Absent Things as if They Are Present | Longform

    I wanted to share with you this wonderful piece on erasure of select passages in existing text as a legitimate form of creative writing, but I was so taken by this quoted passage of a poem written by erasure.

    I can’t imagine how a rose can take apart the horizon, but I understand it intimately.

    Tagged: erasure writing omission redaction literature poetry

    Posted on March 19, 2012

    Source: longform.org

  • you see Smith spitting, cursing, and telling an early audience: “Don’t be afraid of me. I’m just a nice little girl.

    The Mother Courage of Rock by Luc Sante | The New York Review of Books

    An overview of Patti Smith’s career as poet, musician and irresistible animal of a woman.

    Tagged: patti smith music poetry writing new york punk horses rock rock n roll

    Posted on January 24, 2012 with 3 notes

    Source: nybooks.com

  • This CNN update reads almost like a haiku, an eulogy for animals who tasted freedom on the tips of their tongues before being hunted down without mercy.
(via @CNNbrk)

    This CNN update reads almost like a haiku, an eulogy for animals who tasted freedom on the tips of their tongues before being hunted down without mercy.

    (via @CNNbrk)

    Tagged: ohio exotic animals poetry haiku cnn news

    Posted on October 19, 2011 with 13 notes

  • If it’s important to you to know that the fridge, strictly speaking, was not invented in Sweden,” Paul Muldoon, the magazine’s current poetry editor, said, “then here we have one piece of information. If by the line ‘the Swedes invented the fridge’ you mean that storage of spoilable food in a cold climate might be said as invented in the frigid climate of Sweden, then that’s also fine. It is and is not a fact.

    Whose Line Is It, Anyway? | The New York Observer

    Much respect and bafflement to the New Yorker whose fact checking department fact-checks poetry, and on occasion, asks the writers to make changes based on the research. If poetry isn’t sacred art, then fact checking is?

    Tagged: poetry new yorker fact checking research fact checker writing

    Posted on February 23, 2011

    Source: observer.com

  • Maya Angelou and Twin Peaks, recording session for Kanye West’s My Beautiful Twisted Dark Fantasy.
(Photo via Complex)

    Maya Angelou and Twin Peaks, recording session for Kanye West’s My Beautiful Twisted Dark Fantasy.

    (Photo via Complex)

    Tagged: maya angelou twin peaks kanye west my beautiful twisted fantasy hip hop rap music poetry

    Posted on December 8, 2010 with 6 notes

  • My body is like a sandcastle. It can only take some many waves.

    Paul Rudd Fun Facts, As Gleaned on Two Casual Hangs — Vulture

    An exquisite image full of pathos courtesy of Paul Rudd.

    Tagged: poetry sand castles ocean sea death decay

    Posted on July 29, 2010

    Source: New York Magazine

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