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I can’t resist them. Barfing from something that you love is almost like—”I loved it so much that it made me explode.
Jenny Slate on ‘Bored to Death,’ ‘Marcel the Shell,’ and Life After ‘SNL’ | Death and Taxes
Jenny Slate was in the line of succession after Kristin Wiig as my SNL comedy girl crush, until she was wrongfully terminated. I’m convinced our sensibilities vibrate at similar frequencies: if we walked toward each other on a suspension bridge, it will definitely collapse. It’s a fucking metaphor so I don’t know if that falls in line with the laws of physics about waves and frequencies.
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Holy shit. Shirt in a Can is real. This moment is bittersweet because shit, Shirt in a Can is real, but NBC has taken down all bootleg videos of Shirt in a Can without posting one on its own site. If I can’t watch the fake commercial, this moment feels incomplete.
Please go read the article in Wired about it and pretend like the scientists are spraying Tim Meadows with the liquid fabric.
(Photo via Wired)
I was laid off 2 days before my birthday in 2009, a dismal blessing. I miss health insurance and payroll, but I haven't bought bread since the pink slip because I have time to bake.
Sometimes I'm a serious job hunter, sometimes a serious slacker, but mostly, I'm an underemployed, freelance Jaqueline of many trades including writing and dogsitting. Either way, I scrapbook my finds and activities here for your benefit and amusement.
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