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Gainful Unemployment

I was laid off 2 days before my birthday in 2009, a dismal blessing. I miss health insurance and payroll, but I haven't bought bread since the pink slip because I have time to bake.

Sometimes I'm a serious job hunter, sometimes a serious slacker, but mostly, I'm an underemployed, freelance Jaqueline of many trades including writing and dogsitting. Either way, I scrapbook my finds and activities here for your benefit and amusement.

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You can look at my other blog Fashion Corpuscle if you like fashion. The ruins of my crumbling Tumblr blog empire awaits internet archaeologists.

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  • Watching Federer increasingly feels like looking in on something private. It’s as if his game is just somewhere else, on some secret corner of the map where it can stage its weird encounter between beauty and death.

    The long autumn of Roger Federer - Grantland

    The strangeness of Federer’s decline, which is a decline that’s not a decline as he’s never out of the running to win tournaments just yet. And the strangeness of people like us, mere mortals, doing a play by play of a tennis deity’s decline as if we know everything.

    Tagged: roger federer tennis athletes sports

    Posted on October 23, 2011 with 24 notes

    Source: grantland.com

  • The answer is the training and foundation that clay-court tennis provides. That, at least, is what the United States Tennis Association seems to think; as Tom Perrotta reported several months ago in The Wall Street Journal, the group has recently been pushing clay court training. The rationale has to do with the different types of skills that players develop when they learn to play on clay courts instead of hard courts. In the United States, where juniors learn mostly on hard courts, the emphasis is on power. Coaches tend to stress hitting hard on serves and ground strokes and pasting the lines. The idea is to get the point over quickly. Hit deep, hit a good angle, hit down the line, get a short ball, boom. By the time you reach the 16s (the 16-and-under division of the USTA) the ball is moving much faster than the kids, and the players who really blast it are most revered. Juniors who are more patient, more defensive, and focus on constructing points are derided as “pushers.”

    On clay the orientation is very different. Coaches stress technique and fundamentals, beginning with legs and footwork. After all, you do get bad bounces and you may have to stay out on the court for a long time. The key is to have your feet in almost perpetual motion and to slide into the ball. Legs have to be both strong and agile. Clay court coaches also encourage young players to develop a variety of shots (slices, drop shots) and to use the entire court.

    The Surprising Reason for the Decline of American Tennis

    This makes perfect sense, but then Nadal is a clay court player and I don’t see that kind of well-rounded skillset. A part of what makes Roger Federer’s game so dreamy and graceful is that he’s working from a bigger set of tricks than other players.

    Tagged: tennis clay court rafael nadal roger federer

    Posted on October 7, 2011 with 4 notes

    Source: tnr.com

  • Only one time, Heinicke says, did her grunting almost get her into trouble. One year, in advance of Wimbledon, a player who she had faced many times (and who she declines to name) asked the tournament referee to stop her from grunting. Heinicke thinks it was probably gamesmanship—a ploy to mess with her head. The referee denied the request, the grunter and the complainer didn’t end up facing each other, and Heinicke never changed her sound.

    Victoria Heinicke, tennis’ first grunter. Plus: Notes on the evolution of grunting. - By Josh Levin - Slate Magazine

    Slate tracked down the first known grunter in pro tennis, Victoria Heinicke. Also a brief history of grunting in both men’s and women’s tennis.

    It is true that because of the shrieking, I stopped watching women’s tennis at some point.

    Tagged: tennis sports grunting victoria heinicke vicki heinicke

    Posted on September 22, 2011 with 15 notes

    Source: Slate

  • Take Monday, for instance. Djokovic returned to Belgrade to share his Wimbledon triumph and trophy with a reported 100,000 people. He took the stage in jeans and a white linen blazer whose sleeves were pushed up to his elbows (they refused to stay there). He wore it over a T-shirt with a giant James Dean printed on it. The button on the lapel confirmed suspicions that 21st century Belgrade is still just 1985 Yugoslavia at heart. (The fact that the button was just his nametag from the Wimbledon Winners Ball and not for the Sex Pistols confirmed that Djokovic is also part dork.) It was a look that evoked both summer-concert-series and Summer School. In a show of true restraint, he didn’t pop the collar.

    On the style of Novak Djokovic, Derek Jeter, and Ricky Fowler - Grantland

    Awesome sports-slash-fashion writing on Grantland. A real joy to read and a few writing lessons in there for my own sports-slash-fashion review empire at NYVC. 

    Tagged: sports fashion tennis golf baseball novak djokovic derek jeter ricky fowler

    Posted on July 25, 2011 with 5 notes

    Source: grantland.com

  • An illustration accompanying a WSJ story about Novak Djokovic’s tennis game after going gluten free.
(Image via WSJ)

    An illustration accompanying a WSJ story about Novak Djokovic’s tennis game after going gluten free.

    (Image via WSJ)

    Tagged: novac djokovic rafael nadal roger federer tennis sports steak gluten free diet nutrition food eating

    Posted on June 2, 2011 with 2 notes

  • The hard question—the one at the center of Beilock’s research—is how to quiet an overactive mind lit up by anxiety. In her lab, Beilock asks golfers to count backward by threes as they putt (her research shows that this works). Or sing a song. Or say, internally or aloud, simple words that describe the ideal swing, like smooth. She also advocates practicing under stress so that practice and competition become similar (if you’re a tennis player who crumbles when crowds make noise, hire hecklers).

    High Strung - Magazine - The Atlantic

    Paralysis by analysis in sports, or just about any other high-tension situation, really. I do find that I run better when I forget my Garmin and don’t have to look at it or hear it beep every lap.

    Tagged: sports paralysis by analysis anxiety tennis

    Posted on August 29, 2010

    Source: The Atlantic

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